JULY
1: pretty much spent the entire day in rialto/san bernardino. it was my friend chris’s grandma’s 100th birthday and there was a huge party. pretty dope. huge family gathering and stuff. and it is a small world after all. turns out my friend james’s ex’s cousin, francis, is also chris’s cousin and knows my sister. ahaha pretty crazy. so yeah, i was there in rialto from about 3pm to 1130pm. went to the lunch reception for the birthday, then went to this thai place called thai place and had some good thai food. after that went back to the reception to help clean up. basically after that i hanged out with chris and francis ’til about 1130pm. i got to drive chris’s S2000 (which is motherfucking sweet by the way). went home after that…felt like such a long ass day.
Fig. 1 Chris’s Honda S2000…i pretty much had to wash myself after driving this beast….it was like sex.
2: went to church in the morning, by myself. later went to angelo’s grad party. we played ping pong, super smash bros. melee on gamecube, and ate. pretty much that happened all day. all of angelo’s friends were there, and it got really, really fuckin’ hot inside his house. intense i would have to say. haha my cousins came also. i finally left at around 12am. it was nuts. i pretty much sat around or played ping pong all day that day. and it was motherfuckin’ hot.
3: i woke up in the morning all groggy. another day at my mom’s clinic. i swear, if hell were a nation, eagle rock would be its capital. bwahah my friend gail lives there. she’s pretty cool, so i would have to say that maybe it’s not all that bad. but yeah, i hate going there. jaclyn and i stayed there ’til about 5pm. we had to go home early because it was my grandma’s (my dad’s mom) death anniversary. my dad’s sisters came over and all my cousins came, too. we pretty much had a feast for about 3 or 4 hours. paola went to a party in riverside that i wanted to go to with her and careen, but i couldn’t. oh well, turned out that it was awkward moments all over the place. how much more awkward would it be if i were there since i didn’t know anyone ? paola, careen and i met up later at starbucks on state college and chapman. we decided at about 12am to go to our usual hookah bar. being the macguyvers we are, we decided to make smoke bubbles at the hookah bar. how ? we ordered a bottle of water. finished it, cut off the bottom with my swiss army knife, and made soapy water from bathroom soap and water. voila !
Fig 2. gotta make the most of what you got ! 
Fig 3. it’s a fuckin’ ghost bubble bwahaha 
Fig 4. Careen trying the bubble action 
Fig 5. Paola and her favorite tobacco flavors grape and mint. WTF ?! ahahaha 4: woke up, and there were people at my house still. it’s like, WTF ? my cousins slept over and so did my aunt and uncle. they had breakfast and lunch at my house. my dad, uncle and i later went to the riverside house to take care of some gardening that we had to do. cleaned up the pond area a bit. it’s insane how huge the rose bushes by kane’s window were. had some santana’s mexican food before going home. later i met up with paola and careen again to go to downtown disney. hanged out with a bunch of ayala high kids. saw alfie, mark sanchez and cysip, josephine chang, and christine pi at downtown disney. we saw the fireworks on and off as we walked toward the inner part of downtown disney. later on we went to our usual hookah bar again. more smoke bubbles hahaha.
5: went to my mom’s clinic once again to help out. entered new patients and crap in to the comp. an australian came by with an inner ear infection. i wanted him to say “put another shrimp on the barbie.” my sister and i went to my grandma’s house and brought our grandparents taco bell. my grandma fell in the hallway and she has a bruise on her arm and a bump on her head 
we went to angelo’s house after that and i played ping pong. worked up a good sweat…it’s insane how ping pong gets you movin’. angelo went to debut practice, so jaclyn and i left at 5. got home, washed my car, then my dad came home around 730p. my mom came later and we went to brea mall to eat. bon jovi was there (not really). Fig. 6 This cracked me up. there was also a really hot white girl with the hugest ass i’ve ever seen…she was really, really hot.
6: my parents left for the airport @ 3am. they went to texas, and wouldn’t be back ’til sunday. so pretty much the entire day after that i did nothing at home, until about 9p. paola and careen came over before we watched pirates of the carribean: dead man’s chest. had some in ‘n’ out with jaclyn…we had some leftover beers in the fridge, so paola, careen and i decided to make the movie night even more fun by getting a little buzzed. we were so high school that moment. ahhaha…we drank at the parking lot, and damn we were buzzed. but it was only 10:30p, and the movie didn’t start ’til 12:20a. we said fuck, let’s get some more, so we walked to a gas station, and we bought some beers. we stuffed ‘em in to paola’s bag. me and careen went in to the handicap stall and finished up a couple of beers. a guy in there said, “what the fuck ? are there two guys in that stall ? have fun you queers.” careen and i couldn’t stop laughing, it was too funny, and we were buzzed. ahhaha. we finished the rest in the theater. 7: again, woke up and did nothing. took my mom’s car to see where we could get new tires and crap. it’s gonna be at least in the $500+ range for tires and an alignment. speaking of which, i still need to get one for my car. went back home and did nothing for the rest of the day. pretty boring friday…jaclyn went out with her friends. so what did i do ? i took my dad’s car and just cruised. not the most exciting, but it was fun just tooling around in that car. ahaha. picked up my sister at albertaco’s…then went home again to do nothing. 8: took jaclyn to her friend’s house in the morning. went home, and thought i wanted a pepe’s breakfast burrito, but decided against it because there was food at home to be eaten. osama was having a party for his roommate tonight, but i couldn’t go since it was in riverside and i had to watch my sister. but she was gone in santa barbara for pretty much the entire day. so i went to angelo’s house and played smash bros. melee before church. then went to church with angelo. we ate in ‘n’ out after, then went to my cousin mark’s house. we chilled there ’cause there were a bunch of people there eating and being filipino. went back to angelo’s house to borrow his gamecube so i could play smash bros. melee at home. i ended up doing that, and like mike gailing, drank in solitude due to sheer boredom. that’s how bad it was this night. 9: jaclyn hadn’t gone to church yet, so i took her to mass at 11am. our parents would be back at around 7p, so there was a bit of cleaning up to do at home. did that, took care of some errands, and waited ’til my parents got back home from texas. they bought us some stuff from metropark, which interestingly enough, we have here. 10: i thought i was going to have to go to my mom’s clinic today, but i didn’t for some reason. my sister set an appointment with our dentist for next monday. we stayed at home looking at ugly pictures of all of us. later my dad came and felt the need to go to riverside. we went there and trimmed trees and vines and shit. the sprinklers weren’t working properly, so a lot of the grass turned brown. at the end of the day we had all our trashcans filled with garden debris. went home for another night of nothing. 11: went to the clinic today to help out. lots of files for entering and what not. so boring. visited my grandma in the morning…she doesn’t like eating a lot, so we have to feed her so she’ll eat. kinda saddening she also almost hit my grandpa in the eye with a hand fan, i think she forgets how old the both of them are. i just hope they’re here for longer. went home later at around 6p. i passed out on the couch because of the driving in traffic. met up with jesse, julia, paola and careen at tapex on lemon st, the one where drew, stewie, will, kane, russel and brandon’s picture is at. so high school. stayed there for a good long time. jesse left earlier than all of us. we were there ’til about 11:30p. grabbed some in ‘n’ out before going back home ’cause i hadn’t eaten dinner yet. my parents went to watch pirates of the caribbean, then my sister went to practice driving with my dad. time to sleep.
